10 relaxing things to do in Melbourne this summer
It's been a long, cold, lonely winter
Dear lovers,
Where’d all the time go? December’s here, I’m refreshing my banking app every 10 minutes cause I get paid monthly, and I’ve googled Greek letters 3 times, and added the Greek Keyboard to my phone. If you’re like me you probably need to relax and decompress a bit. Here’s some tips you might find useless x
Visit a place for no other reason than to take photos and get frustrated with the amount of people there for the same reasonÂ
(yes, i’m talking about the NGV Lume exhibit i also visited)Forget to charge your phone and pray that it’ll last until dinner so you can check into the restaurant and prove you’re not an antivaxer. Â
Discuss someone’s cancellation on the way to a party knowing that they’ll be there. Bonus points for chatting to them like usual once there.
Spend 24 hours waiting for a covid test result, and revisit your fave childhood traumas to really determine your attachment style after reading about it on goop.com
Say yes to everything and cancel last minute.
Admit that you’re not in love with pet nat and don’t understand how it’s $40 for a bottle. Nod when they explain their bff’s cousin is the graphic designer for the bottle label and the wine is made organically.
Go to a concert/ night club / bar / park, knowing that it will be an exposure site.
Book an overseas trip.
Send a voice message into a groupchat full of people you haven’t spoken to in 18 months. (No one will reply)
PS. I’m gigging again! Don’t come, but if you want to, I shared some upcoming gigs here. Hit me up if you have any other paid gigs! My dog has eczema and that shit is expensive.
xo